Condomia

Condomia is a country in Canada, east of HOOPLA LAND.

History
Last Tuesday, Robbie and the Rottens decided to build a country called "The United States of Robbie". They got down to work that day but were holding the blueprints upside-down and created "Condomia" instead.

Language
Most people in Condomia speak either Condomian or Penisian.

Education
School takes place from Tuesday to Friday from 8:30 AM to 3:00.

Politics
Political parties in Condomia include the National Condomia Party and Condomian Independence Party.

Sports
Condomian's national sport is Fuckball.

Alcohol
The legal drinking age in Condomia is five months. The legal drug age in Condomia is five minutes.